ceywoozle:

brienne-the-blue:

It’s cold.

john is probably very grateful for the cold at this moment.

(Source: deardrxco, via johnlockhusbands)

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

(via illcastsomespells)

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

(Source: pemsylvania, via illcastsomespells)

manhood:

scrapes:

fileformat:

femburton:

"A thot, what’s that?"

pleaSE

oh ym god

jJF#JLOf39uööpup#ÄIPI=ÄP=IÄä0iciä03=ÄIIM/=#QQU)U)P

(via moriarty)

apolojizzing:

officialteacher:

apolojizzing:

I need to go to the bath room

you should have gone during lunch

do not

(Source: omgs, via assbuttswithbowties)

Anonymous: Hi :3, Do you ship johnlock? Because that would be totally awesome

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

maybe

dagger-kitsune:

baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA

According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.

Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE

They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE

THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW

some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

(via wsswatson)

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

(via timtampon)

litjunkieme:

electrikmoonlight:

Kristen is tired of shitty girl power movies

I apologize to Kirsten Stewart for all the times I made fun of her acting in twilight

Someone give her some really good scripts to act on.

(Source: fuckyeahkristen, via consultingaytective)

becauseofdoctorwho:

12 reminds me of 9 sometimes and i fcuking love it

(Source: deanhowling, via timtampon)