“A guy named Adolf Hitler won an election in 1932.
He won an election, and 50 million people died as a result of that election in World War II, including 6 million Jews.
So what I learned as a little kid is that politics is, in fact, very important.”

Bernie Sanders
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Bernie Sanders’ parents are Holocaust survivors by the way. 

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dorcawhale:

that wasn’t very pinot noir mid-sized car of you

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bronzewitch30928:

appropriately-inappropriate:

starcrossedcherik:

bootleg-firework:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

This is what school children in America are taught.
That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate
SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

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nicosdisangelic:

New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.

image

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riverdoge:

Man this series makes no fucking sense

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ninjagiry:

marniethedog:

I love shopping!

why are people reblogging the short vine version when this exists

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gaydisneyprincessofficial:

jokes that will never be funny

  • holocaust jokes
  • fat jokes
  • racist jokes
  • rape jokes
  • transphobic jokes
  • homophobic jokes
  • sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

  • “that’s a weird looking dog”
  • mmm whatcha say
  • the audition meme
  • doge 
  • trolling beetles fans
  • dad jokes 

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moonblossom:

deluxetrashqueen:

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

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tvwhitley:

gifsboom:

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this is peaceful to look at

the source above doesn’t work/isn’t correct. the artist is Seb Lester and this is his website –> http://www.seblester.com

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koncreates:

dingdongyouarewrong:

stop! making! plans! in! front! of! people! then! not! inviting! them!

Also stop making plans in front of people and then saying “and I guess you too” because that feels fucking worse than not being invited

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merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

babyplantprincess:

skeetbucket:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

this is so fantastic do not skip this

THIS IS THE BEST OMG

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